"My program is kind of like learning to suck your own cock, or give yourself the cunilingus. Not literally though. It is figurative head."

"Parents- we must associate ourselves more closely with the tactics of the U.S. government uses in ruling our houses and homes- we must stifle all potential aggressors with a deeply ingrained, horrifying sense of fear!"
Both of these drawings were made by Mike Wolf for Dan's book, I Can Help You Help You.